1 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:05,586 This is what you missed last week on Shameless: 2 00:00:05,794 --> 00:00:09,048 It was great. It was all about me. 3 00:00:09,256 --> 00:00:11,842 Sort of the hero's journey. 4 00:00:13,093 --> 00:00:14,803 -Where am I? -Juárez. 5 00:00:15,011 --> 00:00:17,348 -Did I miss Christmas? -You almost missed Easter. 6 00:00:17,723 --> 00:00:20,684 - Morning, Debs. - One hundred and thirty-seven days. 7 00:00:20,893 --> 00:00:22,895 He'll be back, Debs. He always comes back. 8 00:00:28,692 --> 00:00:30,986 -Well, hello, Steve. -Nando. 9 00:00:31,195 --> 00:00:33,113 I was surprised to see you in the States. 10 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:35,950 I thought the DEA had you on a watch list. 11 00:00:36,158 --> 00:00:37,451 They do. 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,329 So you can imagine how happy I am to come here. 13 00:00:40,538 --> 00:00:42,873 I've arranged for Estefania to pursue economics. 14 00:00:43,082 --> 00:00:45,543 I want her to be an American citizen, Steve. 15 00:00:45,751 --> 00:00:48,170 When Immigration comes, you will be her husband. 16 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,381 That means you can't get into any trouble. 17 00:00:50,589 --> 00:00:53,509 -How am I supposed to make a living? -Get a job. 18 00:00:53,717 --> 00:00:54,760 I lost my job today. 19 00:00:54,969 --> 00:00:56,929 Are we gonna have enough for property tax? 20 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:59,557 Just, with the check I got today. 21 00:00:59,765 --> 00:01:01,559 Lip and Ian left early? 22 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:02,977 They're picking something up downtown. 23 00:01:03,185 --> 00:01:04,228 Downtown? 24 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:05,479 What they said. 25 00:01:05,688 --> 00:01:09,567 Was hoping you'd give me a shot at assistant managing like we discussed. 26 00:01:09,775 --> 00:01:12,736 Give me a thousand bucks, I'll find you a night to promote. 27 00:01:12,945 --> 00:01:14,738 A thousand dollars, it's all there. 28 00:01:14,947 --> 00:01:18,117 Okay. You're on the calendar. 29 00:01:18,325 --> 00:01:20,995 You put up a certain amount of money in order to get in. 30 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:24,957 Daddy. 31 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:43,577 Shit. 32 00:02:44,078 --> 00:02:46,497 -What's the matter? -A thousand dollars. 33 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:48,999 - Go back to sleep. - I can't breathe. 34 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:51,043 Maybe has to do with the pillow on your face. 35 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:55,547 -I gotta pay the property tax. -All right, come here, come here. 36 00:02:57,925 --> 00:03:01,053 - Stop poking me with that thing. - Thought you liked me poking you. 37 00:03:01,261 --> 00:03:02,805 What was I thinking? 38 00:03:13,649 --> 00:03:15,359 Is this about the club thing? 39 00:03:16,694 --> 00:03:18,278 Woke up having a panic attack... 40 00:03:18,487 --> 00:03:21,323 ...that I was just like Frank and Monica taking our money. 41 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:23,450 Except I wasn't even get high with it. 42 00:03:23,659 --> 00:03:27,329 You're gonna throw a kick-ass club night. Gotta be entrepreneurial, right? 43 00:03:27,538 --> 00:03:30,666 -Invest in yourself. -Mm. 44 00:03:33,877 --> 00:03:37,506 -Are you taking a dump right now? -Like clockwork, every morning. 45 00:03:37,715 --> 00:03:40,384 -Jesus. -What, I can't take a dump in here? 46 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:43,220 -Not in front of me, you can't. -You were in the shower. 47 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:44,847 And now I'm out of the shower. 48 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:47,641 I wouldn't care if you took a dump in front of me. 49 00:03:48,976 --> 00:03:50,477 Oh! What's going on? 50 00:03:50,686 --> 00:03:53,480 - Frank, drunk, looking for a bed. - Who the hell let him? 51 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,524 - Debbie. - We begged her not to. 52 00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:58,610 -He's not hot-bunking my bed. -Can't he sleep on the porch? 53 00:03:58,819 --> 00:04:01,780 - It's warm enough. - I want my old bed back. 54 00:04:01,989 --> 00:04:04,199 Oh, hell, no. 55 00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:08,704 Step, step. 56 00:04:10,581 --> 00:04:13,000 -Morning, Frank. -This is my house. 57 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,377 It's okay, Daddy, you can sleep in my room. 58 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:18,213 Wouldn't do it, Debs. He's especially ripe this morning. 59 00:04:18,422 --> 00:04:22,718 -Frank smells like dog piss. -Not dog piss. 60 00:04:22,926 --> 00:04:25,554 - Gary, the homeless guy. - Come on, Daddy. 61 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:35,355 Sweet dreams, Daddy. 62 00:04:37,232 --> 00:04:40,694 - Hey, that's my tent. - I'll hose it off after he wakes up. 63 00:04:40,903 --> 00:04:42,988 Debs, don't let Frank in here anymore. 64 00:04:43,197 --> 00:04:45,616 - This is his home too. - He disappeared for months. 65 00:04:45,824 --> 00:04:48,076 And now he's back. Excuse. 66 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:27,741 Milk money. 67 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:31,787 -Breakfast. -Did you wash up after you pooped? 68 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:35,958 -What are you, my mom now? -We're supposed to wash up after we poop? 69 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:41,421 - Tell your girlfriend to wear clothes, Lip. - Not her keeper. 70 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,841 Don't look if you don't like what you see. 71 00:05:45,634 --> 00:05:46,677 Sweet. 72 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:49,638 Pants. Now. 73 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:51,473 Jesus. 74 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:53,934 - Hey, you going to school today? - Oh, no, later. 75 00:05:54,142 --> 00:05:57,688 Gonna skip my first periods so I can clock community service hours. 76 00:05:57,896 --> 00:06:01,567 Adding the last 50 bucks to the property tax, yo. 77 00:06:02,484 --> 00:06:05,821 That should bring us right around where we need to be. 78 00:06:10,534 --> 00:06:14,329 I didn't put in the money from that last toxic-waste gig I had yet. 79 00:06:14,538 --> 00:06:16,039 Okay, that's cool. Hand it over. 80 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:18,959 I'll drop it off before community service, pay the man. 81 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,460 I don't have it. 82 00:06:20,878 --> 00:06:22,629 - Don't have what? - The money. 83 00:06:22,838 --> 00:06:26,008 I used it to put down a deposit on a club night. 84 00:06:26,675 --> 00:06:30,679 All right. Debs, Carl, let's go. 85 00:06:30,888 --> 00:06:34,600 -School time. -Gotta bring Daddy his breakfast first. 86 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:38,020 The property tax, that's already two weeks late. 87 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:41,607 We're always two weeks late. I'll have the money right after the party. 88 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:44,651 - It wasn't yours to spend. - Yeah, it was. I earned it. 89 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:48,780 Oh. That's how we're doing this now? Okay, I'll take the money I made and buy an iPad. 90 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:53,035 Ian, what are you gonna do with your paycheck? New leather jacket? Liam? 91 00:06:53,243 --> 00:06:55,454 I have an opportunity to make some real money. 92 00:06:55,662 --> 00:06:58,916 -It's not that easy. -I've been in the club business a long time. 93 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:00,751 Sure, slinging cocktails, okay? 94 00:07:01,293 --> 00:07:04,296 Look, you don't know shit about promoting a club party. 95 00:07:04,504 --> 00:07:06,673 Thanks for the vote of confidence, Lip. 96 00:07:17,684 --> 00:07:19,311 Hey, Daddy. 97 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:21,647 Brought you breakfast. 98 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:24,274 And the newspaper. 99 00:07:25,192 --> 00:07:26,777 Good to have you home. 100 00:07:28,445 --> 00:07:30,781 Can you help me with my social studies project? 101 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:34,743 It's on the Civil War. 102 00:07:35,494 --> 00:07:38,205 -Gotta build Lincoln's log cabin. -Deb. 103 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:41,249 Too much noise. I need peace and quiet. 104 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:44,378 I'm trying to sleep. 105 00:07:45,629 --> 00:07:48,131 Seriously? You're walking me to the curb? 106 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:51,051 What, did I go back in time and turn 6? 107 00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:54,888 Have a good day at school, Carl. Learn something useful. 108 00:08:09,736 --> 00:08:13,865 I'm at a payphone trying to call home 109 00:08:14,074 --> 00:08:17,703 All of my change I spent on you 110 00:08:17,911 --> 00:08:21,707 Where have the time gone? Baby, it's all wrong 111 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:24,876 Where are the plans we made for two? 112 00:08:25,085 --> 00:08:26,628 You like Maroon 5? 113 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:30,090 What the hell are you doing here? 114 00:08:30,549 --> 00:08:32,634 Have you gotten a job yet? 115 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:35,554 -No. -Nando told you to get a job. 116 00:08:35,762 --> 00:08:39,391 I don't know what it's like in Brazil, but we're in a recession here. 117 00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:42,853 -Oh. I keep my eye on you from now on, okay? -Excuse me? 118 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:45,022 Make sure you don't get into trouble. 119 00:08:46,314 --> 00:08:51,528 We are partners now. Wherever you go, I go. Heh. 120 00:08:51,778 --> 00:08:53,280 Like a married couple, huh? 121 00:08:57,451 --> 00:09:01,204 Even the sun sets in paradise 122 00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:03,623 I'm at a payphone 123 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,169 Why they got you doing this, man? 124 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:09,755 B and E, theft and assault. 125 00:09:09,963 --> 00:09:11,965 - Nice. - You? 126 00:09:12,174 --> 00:09:14,801 Hit a kid with a brick. Kind of broke his face. 127 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:18,013 - Hey, how many hours you get for that? - Fifty. 128 00:09:18,221 --> 00:09:19,806 Shit, man, I got 120. 129 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,975 Least there's always someone with some weed. 130 00:09:26,229 --> 00:09:27,814 Hey, got any weed? 131 00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:30,776 Ten bucks a joint. 132 00:09:31,109 --> 00:09:33,737 - See, what'd I tell you? - Right here. 133 00:09:34,029 --> 00:09:36,114 - Sweet. - Yo, man, check this out. 134 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:40,410 - What's up with the geek squad? - Is that the fucking cast of Glee? 135 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:42,704 Looks like a bunch of do-gooders. 136 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:45,582 More like a bunch of gonna-get-their-ass-kicked-ers. 137 00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,297 -Hey, Meg. -Hey. What's up? 138 00:09:52,506 --> 00:09:56,426 - Wanted to get your staff list. - Oh, yeah, sure. That's a good idea. 139 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,180 Was also wondering if we could renegotiate my split of the bar? 140 00:10:00,388 --> 00:10:04,059 - Fifteen percent doesn't work for you? - I heard Wendell gets like 30 percent. 141 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:08,021 Hey, he's my best promoter. He brings in, like, a huge crowd. 142 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,607 It's your first gig. It takes time. 143 00:10:10,816 --> 00:10:12,526 What if she brought her own booze? 144 00:10:12,734 --> 00:10:15,278 Get it from Kev, make more. It'll work out better. 145 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:17,989 Gonna have to make it worth my while. 146 00:10:18,365 --> 00:10:22,077 We could do the same split, except I keep the 85 percent and give you the 15. 147 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,377 Okay, bring your own booze. 148 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:34,422 But I want 20 percent. 149 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,394 Come on, G.I., pound me like an Iraqi soldier. 150 00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,437 Okay, you need to shut the fuck up. 151 00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:52,190 RALPH Oh, I'm sorry. -Unh! You're still talking. 152 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:54,693 Hey, what's going on under there? 153 00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:56,027 - Oh, fuck. - Fuck. 154 00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:59,364 -Who is it? -Probably a teacher or some shit. 155 00:10:59,573 --> 00:11:01,283 I told you you were too loud. 156 00:11:01,491 --> 00:11:04,202 Look, I can't get expelled. My parents will kill me. 157 00:11:04,411 --> 00:11:06,705 Hearing about the gay sex will kill them sooner. 158 00:11:06,913 --> 00:11:09,249 Lookie what we got here. 159 00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:14,254 Mickey? 160 00:11:17,174 --> 00:11:20,427 -Thought you were still in juvie. -Not anymore. 161 00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:21,677 Unh! 162 00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:24,389 You having some sort of queer-bo sex under here? 163 00:11:24,598 --> 00:11:26,850 No, no, I swear. 164 00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:30,270 Why are you still beating me up? He was doing it too. 165 00:11:30,478 --> 00:11:34,399 You're the one taking it in the ass, right? You're the one I gotta kick straight. 166 00:11:35,358 --> 00:11:36,526 -It working? -Yes, yes. 167 00:11:36,735 --> 00:11:39,070 Good. Get the hell out of here. 168 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:48,622 You got any fuck left in you, or you dump it all in that faggot's ass? 169 00:11:57,297 --> 00:11:59,132 Hey, my little chee-chee. 170 00:12:00,716 --> 00:12:02,260 Please don't cry. 171 00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:08,516 Please don't cry, my little boy. 172 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:10,352 Please don't cry. 173 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,356 Mama's so tired. 174 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:20,111 Don't you wanna give your wee lungs a...? Ah! 175 00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:22,781 Ah! 176 00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:25,784 Oh, God, that's so loud. 177 00:12:26,868 --> 00:12:28,912 Everything's so loud. 178 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,084 Maybe we can... 179 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:38,463 ...have Jody rub your tummy. 180 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,301 And Mama, she can take a little nap. 181 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,894 I don't remember Karen causing such a fuss as you, Hymie. 182 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:56,564 Maybe it's from your Chinese side. 183 00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:59,775 Okay. 184 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,699 Cool, you got Hymie to quiet down? 185 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:09,577 Hymie! 186 00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:14,374 No! 187 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:16,126 No! No! 188 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:18,920 -No, no, no, he's not trash! -Hey, wait! 189 00:13:19,129 --> 00:13:24,551 He's not trash! No, Hymie! No! No! No! 190 00:13:28,888 --> 00:13:30,015 Oh, my God. 191 00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:35,353 Hymie! Hymie! 192 00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:39,566 Oh, my God! Oh, my...! Oh, my...! Hymie! 193 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,944 -I'm so sorry. -It's okay, Sheila, he's fine. 194 00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:46,364 No, but he was almost swallowed up by the truck. 195 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,327 Oh, my God, I'm such a terrible mother. 196 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:52,412 No, you're just a tired mother. 197 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:58,043 No, no, I don't deserve to live. 198 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,045 Come on, let's go back inside. 199 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:03,757 We'll call Debbie to come baby-sit again and we'll get some rest. Okay? 200 00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,051 -I'm sorry, baby. -Come on, it's okay. 201 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,136 No, no, no! 202 00:14:09,845 --> 00:14:11,139 You ever shoot crack? 203 00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:14,100 -No. -Ever eat mescaline-laced mushrooms? 204 00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:16,561 Nope. 205 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:20,940 -Put a tequila-soaked tampon up your ass? -What? No, dude. 206 00:14:21,149 --> 00:14:23,610 I get it. I'm obviously not as cool as you. 207 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,487 Smells good. 208 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:29,157 Yeah, it's primo stuff. 209 00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:32,911 -Twenty bucks a joint. -Can I buy five? 210 00:14:36,331 --> 00:14:37,540 Yeah, sure thing. 211 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,961 -I'm Casper. -Lip. 212 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,755 Grizz. 213 00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:51,971 -You live around here? -About four blocks over. 214 00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:53,390 Cool. 215 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,727 I guess. Where you from? 216 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:02,190 Lakeshore. I didn't choose it, I was just born there. 217 00:15:02,399 --> 00:15:04,401 What are you doing slumming it down here? 218 00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:09,072 City Youth. We're beautifying Chicago one block at a time. 219 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,158 Good luck. Those flowers, they're not gonna last two hours. 220 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,536 Just looks good on my Tufts application. 221 00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:17,872 Admissions people are into you helping the poor and shit. 222 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,333 Oh, sorry. 223 00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:23,461 It's okay. Not offended. 224 00:15:27,382 --> 00:15:31,386 Hey, are you interested in beautifying any other parts of the neighborhood? 225 00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:34,722 -Anything to beef up my CV. -I think I may have something for you. 226 00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:37,684 -I'll see if I can work it out. -Dude, hit me up any time. 227 00:15:37,892 --> 00:15:42,981 -I'm on Facebook. Casper Duncan. -You got it, Casper Duncan. 228 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,444 Man, that was good. 229 00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:50,363 -Missed you. -You did? 230 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:51,948 Yeah, man. 231 00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:55,243 Had to do all the fucking in juvie. 232 00:15:56,494 --> 00:15:59,330 Otherwise, I'd end up someone's bitch, right? 233 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:01,458 Nice to switch back. 234 00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:10,049 -Thought you had four more months. -Let me out for overcrowding or some shit. 235 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:13,428 You coming back to school? 236 00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:19,726 Hell, no. I'd still be a fucking freshman. I haven't passed a single class. 237 00:16:20,685 --> 00:16:22,479 Why'd you come back then? 238 00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:26,024 Fronted a bunch of coke before I went in. 239 00:16:26,232 --> 00:16:27,567 Time to collect. 240 00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:35,533 Oh. That's good. 241 00:16:35,742 --> 00:16:36,826 So good. 242 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,245 Third call this week from that same woman, Kev. 243 00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:41,414 - She won't leave a message? - Nope. 244 00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:45,835 Probably a fucking bill collector. Can you just keep dodging her, please? 245 00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:48,087 Hi, baby. How's the foot? 246 00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:49,672 It's goddamn itchy. 247 00:16:49,881 --> 00:16:51,633 What are you two foxy ladies up to? 248 00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:54,594 - Need to bum some liquor off you. - For her club night. 249 00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:58,139 -They don't have booze there? -She'll make more if she brings her own. 250 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:02,393 All right. Hobble this way. 251 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:12,987 -Okay. How much you need? -More than this. 252 00:17:13,196 --> 00:17:15,198 There's gonna be at least 200 people there. 253 00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:19,035 Have you ever seen more than 20 deadbeats in here at one time? 254 00:17:19,244 --> 00:17:20,537 What about your distributor? 255 00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:23,081 -Could I get the booze from them? -Yeah, maybe. 256 00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:25,583 Walter's a cool enough guy for a Roselli. 257 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,211 You're dealing with the mob? You never told me. 258 00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:30,004 Stan burned every bridge in town. 259 00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:33,424 -Walter's the only distributor. -How much will the booze cost? 260 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:36,970 For 200 people, top shelf, close to five grand. 261 00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:39,430 Well drinks, you'd probably get away with three. 262 00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:42,100 Would he let me set up an account, invoice me later? 263 00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:44,561 Yeah, maybe. He'll do a credit check, though. 264 00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:47,730 -I've got perfect credit. -No credit does not equal perfect. 265 00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,899 Do you even have a social security number? 266 00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:52,652 He'll want you to leave one of the kids as collateral. 267 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:55,780 Okay, I get it. I'll just buy the booze from him up-front. 268 00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,866 Whose money are you gonna use? 269 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,496 Douche bag. 270 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,835 Uniform sales. 271 00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,587 Bus driver. 272 00:18:10,795 --> 00:18:12,797 Short-order cook. 273 00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:18,052 - How's it going, Jim-nasium? - Hey, what's going on? 274 00:18:18,261 --> 00:18:21,014 - Can I borrow some money from you? - Yeah, sure, how much? 275 00:18:21,222 --> 00:18:24,809 Five thousand dollars. Pay you back after my club night. 276 00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:27,687 -What? -Kind of strapped right now. 277 00:18:27,895 --> 00:18:31,190 I got like, uh, 300 bucks on me. 278 00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:32,692 Are those my jeans, Frank? 279 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:35,987 -Found them upstairs in my room. -It's not your room anymore. 280 00:18:36,195 --> 00:18:38,781 -You're cutting her jeans into shorts? -Had my own. 281 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,325 Somebody tossed my clothes. 282 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:44,829 These are like $120. I got them at Goodwill for like 40 bucks. 283 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,919 Can you go to the bank and get more money? 284 00:18:53,755 --> 00:18:55,089 I don't have any. 285 00:18:56,049 --> 00:18:57,342 What about your parents? 286 00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:00,762 I haven't gotten anything from them since I was 18. 287 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,972 -Really? College? -Cars? Insurance? 288 00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,892 Okay, I haven't gotten any cash from them since I was 18. 289 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,687 For two years you've offered to give me money, and now you don't have any? 290 00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:11,314 I'm sorry. 291 00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:15,109 This is why I never ask anybody for help. I feel like a jackass now. 292 00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:18,279 Wait, are you mad at me? You get mad when I offer you money... 293 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,156 ...now you're mad because I can't? 294 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,992 -I'll just figure it out myself, okay? -Okay. 295 00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:24,702 Let's go, V. 296 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:30,667 Frank, what the hell? I got that roast chicken for dinner tonight. 297 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:35,213 My house, my kitchen, my fridge, my chicken. 298 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:40,134 I cut these too short. My balls are hanging out. 299 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,054 Yeah. 300 00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:45,473 Nice ass. 301 00:19:46,057 --> 00:19:48,309 Thought you were my history teacher, Mr. Crouch. 302 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:50,478 Sorry to disappoint. 303 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,398 -How was community service? -Yeah, good. 304 00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:56,734 I met some North Side kids. Think I can make some dough off them. 305 00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:58,444 Cool. 306 00:19:58,945 --> 00:20:02,699 Yeah, gotta do what I can with my sister stealing our property tax money. 307 00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,826 That was cunty of her. 308 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:08,621 You should be in charge of your family's money, not Fiona. 309 00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,582 Mr. Gallagher. Just left Mr. Healey's office. 310 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,376 Rumors about you two true? 311 00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:16,129 Said you were supposed to ask me for a recommendation. 312 00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:20,007 Sure. In his mind, I was supposed to do that. 313 00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:22,677 A letter of recommendation from a science teacher... 314 00:20:22,885 --> 00:20:25,304 ...looks good on your college applications. 315 00:20:25,513 --> 00:20:27,014 Bet it does. 316 00:20:32,937 --> 00:20:35,815 So we got 20 cases of beer, 16 cases of wine... 317 00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:37,817 ...and two cases of champagne. 318 00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:43,781 I got 10 liters of vodka, six gin, four rum, four Scotch, four bourbon. 319 00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:46,576 And enough mixers and garnishes for like 200 people. 320 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:48,202 -Sound about right? -Yup. 321 00:20:48,411 --> 00:20:51,289 -And I can return whatever I don't use? -Absolutely. 322 00:20:51,497 --> 00:20:54,542 - Let me just tally this up here for you. - What are you doing? 323 00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:56,461 Ordering booze. What's it look like? 324 00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:59,046 I hope the payment doesn't involve my titties. 325 00:20:59,255 --> 00:21:02,759 Okay, my dear, I got you in at $4,857. 326 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:05,762 Includes a discount because you're a friend of Kev's. 327 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:09,390 I waived the delivery fee because you're a first-time customer. 328 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,476 How would you like to pay for this? 329 00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:14,854 Check. 330 00:21:16,397 --> 00:21:18,900 - Need a pen? - Yes, please. 331 00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:22,153 Let me go check the schedule, see what time we get this to you. 332 00:21:22,361 --> 00:21:23,821 -Excuse me. -Yes? 333 00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:26,282 Is there more than $17 in that account? 334 00:21:26,491 --> 00:21:28,910 By the time the check clears, I'll have it covered. 335 00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:31,454 The guy's in the mob. You're kiting him a check? 336 00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,331 Gotta be entrepreneurial, right? 337 00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:36,000 If I don't invest in myself, no one else ever will. 338 00:21:40,963 --> 00:21:42,465 Come in. 339 00:21:44,008 --> 00:21:47,303 Oh. Surprised to see you at the college counseling center, Miss Milkovich. 340 00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:51,182 -I came to talk about Lip. -I'm not at liberty to discuss another student. 341 00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:53,392 Happy to help you with your future options. 342 00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:55,812 Please, you and I both know my only options... 343 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:59,482 ...are getting pregnant or getting arrested, so cut the crap. 344 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,902 Okay. 345 00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:06,614 Then Lip. He's got a good chance of getting out of here. 346 00:22:06,823 --> 00:22:09,575 -What are you doing about it? -Encouraging him to go to college. 347 00:22:09,784 --> 00:22:12,787 -Doesn't seem too interested. -You're a guidance counselor. 348 00:22:12,995 --> 00:22:14,622 Fucking guide him. 349 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:18,709 -There's only so much I can do. -What should he be doing? 350 00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,838 Keeping his grades up, getting teacher recommendations. 351 00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:25,758 Finding himself a legitimate job, filling out his college applications. 352 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,177 Think you can help with any of that? 353 00:22:28,386 --> 00:22:29,637 Maybe. 354 00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:31,055 All right. 355 00:22:31,264 --> 00:22:35,350 Stop by at the end of the day, I'll pull some college brochures you can take with you. 356 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,647 You have a better chance of getting through to him than I did. Lysistrata. 357 00:22:40,481 --> 00:22:41,524 What? 358 00:22:42,108 --> 00:22:45,319 Show up for English once in a while and you'll get the reference. 359 00:22:54,078 --> 00:22:55,788 All right. 360 00:22:56,371 --> 00:22:59,083 Let's go, buddy. 361 00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:03,588 All right. Yeah. 362 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:05,506 - Daddy. - No. 363 00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:09,384 I'm not black enough or drunk enough to be your daddy. Whoa. 364 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:11,762 -I want Mommy. -Yeah. 365 00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:13,388 Mommy. 366 00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:27,111 You seriously gonna keep following me everywhere I go? 367 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,781 -It's my job. -Don't you ever have to go to the bathroom? 368 00:23:35,161 --> 00:23:36,746 Okay. 369 00:23:40,415 --> 00:23:42,209 There we go. 370 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,545 -Hey, Este, it's me. -Hi. 371 00:23:46,005 --> 00:23:48,341 -Why are you breathing so hard? -Gym. 372 00:23:48,549 --> 00:23:50,968 You never know with you. 373 00:23:51,177 --> 00:23:54,388 So Beto is sitting out front. He follows me wherever I go. 374 00:23:54,597 --> 00:23:56,724 Your father told him to keep an eye on me. 375 00:23:56,933 --> 00:23:58,643 Don't worry. He's harmless. 376 00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:00,435 Who, your father or Beto? 377 00:24:00,645 --> 00:24:03,606 Neither of them seemed harmless when they were dicing up Marco. 378 00:24:03,814 --> 00:24:06,317 Beer. I need beer. 379 00:24:08,903 --> 00:24:11,948 Just a second, Frank. 380 00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:13,908 Stay out of trouble and you be fine. 381 00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:17,244 All right, listen, I gotta go. I gotta run some errands... 382 00:24:17,452 --> 00:24:18,996 ...make some money for Fiona. 383 00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:21,666 Look, my dad is a hot head. 384 00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:24,919 Blows off steam, threatens lives, then cools down. 385 00:24:25,127 --> 00:24:26,629 Forgets why he was mad. 386 00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:28,589 He is Gemini. 387 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,676 He will call Beto off soon. 388 00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:33,427 Okay. 389 00:24:47,358 --> 00:24:50,778 Hey, excuse me. What happened to all the meth heads squatting in here? 390 00:24:50,987 --> 00:24:53,239 - Who the hell are you? - Concerned citizen. 391 00:24:53,447 --> 00:24:56,867 -Took months to get rid of them. -Heard there were dead bodies in there. 392 00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:59,912 Yeah, four. Coyotes got to them at one point. 393 00:25:00,121 --> 00:25:02,832 Gonna take me eight weeks to make it livable again. 394 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,459 -How much you paying these guys? -Too much. 395 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,547 Might have a better deal for you. 396 00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:16,262 That's the wrong building! 397 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:17,972 - How's the pasta? - Good. 398 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:20,057 You're like our maid now. 399 00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:22,226 Thanks, Carl. 400 00:25:35,448 --> 00:25:37,783 Debs, watch Liam for a bit? I gotta run an errand. 401 00:25:37,992 --> 00:25:40,453 -No can do. Baby-sitting for Sheila. -Carl? 402 00:25:40,661 --> 00:25:43,456 -Can I stay up late and watch TV? -Absolutely. 403 00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:04,935 I'm going to Sheila's tonight, Daddy. Baby-sitting. 404 00:26:05,144 --> 00:26:06,561 A noble job, Debs. 405 00:26:06,771 --> 00:26:10,191 -That stupid baby still crying? -Won't stop. 406 00:26:10,399 --> 00:26:11,984 Hey, that's my toothbrush. 407 00:26:12,193 --> 00:26:14,987 -And thanks for sharing it with me, son. -Oh, man. 408 00:26:15,196 --> 00:26:18,616 Now that we're a family again, I wanna encourage us to be all for one... 409 00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:20,201 ...and one for all. 410 00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:22,286 Ew. I'm gonna have to boil it now. 411 00:26:22,495 --> 00:26:25,372 You need the number over at Sheila's? Where I'll be. 412 00:26:26,165 --> 00:26:29,752 No, why would I? I'll be heading out to the Alibi soon. 413 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,296 Don't worry about me walking home late at night. 414 00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:35,007 I have a pillowcase filled with bars of soap. 415 00:26:35,216 --> 00:26:39,095 Good for you. You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word... 416 00:26:39,303 --> 00:26:41,097 ...than a kind word alone. 417 00:26:41,305 --> 00:26:43,099 Any of that spaghetti left? 418 00:26:47,144 --> 00:26:48,813 Oh, darn it. 419 00:26:56,654 --> 00:26:57,780 Ew. 420 00:27:13,628 --> 00:27:16,006 -What are you doing? -Keeping Frank out. 421 00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:19,760 Planning to go to Carnegie Mellon? 422 00:27:19,969 --> 00:27:23,389 Please, it's for nerds and homos. 423 00:27:23,597 --> 00:27:26,600 -But Healey thinks Lip should apply. -Fat chance. 424 00:27:26,809 --> 00:27:30,062 -He's smart enough. -But too stupid to do anything about it. 425 00:27:30,271 --> 00:27:32,106 I already tried. 426 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:35,901 Hey, can I ask you a question? 427 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:37,236 Sure. 428 00:27:38,779 --> 00:27:42,533 How do you know if a guy you've been hanging with likes you? 429 00:27:42,741 --> 00:27:45,703 -You like him? -Uh-huh. But I think he hates me. 430 00:27:45,911 --> 00:27:48,831 -Ask him. -Doesn't wanna talk about it. 431 00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:50,374 No guy ever does. 432 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,209 How do I know then? 433 00:27:52,418 --> 00:27:55,004 Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? 434 00:27:55,212 --> 00:27:56,755 What look? 435 00:27:57,339 --> 00:27:58,924 You'll know it when you see it. 436 00:28:06,307 --> 00:28:09,268 Did you know that Abe Lincoln lived in a one-room log cabin... 437 00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:10,936 ...when he was born, Hymie? 438 00:28:11,145 --> 00:28:15,316 And that his grandfather was ambushed and killed by Indians. 439 00:28:15,774 --> 00:28:18,402 Some historians say that because he was cold to women... 440 00:28:18,611 --> 00:28:20,738 ...he might have had homosexual tendencies. 441 00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,948 Debbie? Debs? 442 00:28:23,157 --> 00:28:29,163 The whole point of you babysitting Hymie was to keep him quiet... 443 00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:31,749 ...so Jody and I could get some sleep. 444 00:28:31,957 --> 00:28:33,584 Sorry, Sheila. He won't stop. 445 00:28:34,835 --> 00:28:37,087 Why don't you take him for a walk? 446 00:28:37,296 --> 00:28:39,757 -Where? -I don't care. Just anywhere. 447 00:28:39,965 --> 00:28:43,010 Just don't come back for a few hours. 448 00:28:43,636 --> 00:28:45,471 Okay? 449 00:28:59,693 --> 00:29:00,736 Hey. What's up? 450 00:29:00,945 --> 00:29:04,865 -Hey. Where are you? -I am running an errand. 451 00:29:06,075 --> 00:29:08,452 -Where are you? -At V's. Changing. 452 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,955 Gonna run by the club. Talk to this promoter. 453 00:29:11,163 --> 00:29:13,582 See if we can get his list to invite more people. 454 00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:16,001 -Good idea. -You mind watching the kids? 455 00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:19,046 -Got it covered. -Thanks. Bye. 456 00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:20,422 Bye. 457 00:29:20,965 --> 00:29:24,927 Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay, okay, I'm out. I'm out. 458 00:29:25,135 --> 00:29:26,262 Why you steal Porsche? 459 00:29:26,470 --> 00:29:29,515 -I need money to help my girlfriend. -You have a car. Sell that. 460 00:29:29,723 --> 00:29:33,519 -How am I supposed to get around? -Nando will kill us if you get into trouble. 461 00:29:33,727 --> 00:29:37,606 Okay, I promise not to do it again. Okay? 462 00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,900 You betray me. 463 00:29:40,693 --> 00:29:41,735 What are you doing? 464 00:29:42,111 --> 00:29:47,199 Ow! Fuck me! Holy shit! 465 00:29:47,408 --> 00:29:48,450 Clean break, I think. 466 00:29:49,243 --> 00:29:51,829 Don't screw with me again. 467 00:29:52,037 --> 00:29:54,039 Fine. Okay. Ow. 468 00:29:54,248 --> 00:29:57,459 I take you to the hospital then we go get American Whoppers, huh? 469 00:30:15,477 --> 00:30:17,062 Hey, Meg. Is Wendell around? 470 00:30:17,271 --> 00:30:19,106 Yeah, right over there. 471 00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:23,485 Thanks. 472 00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:28,157 I'll tell you this, for all of their laziness and lack of motivation... 473 00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:30,075 ...the Mexicans are a lovely people. 474 00:30:30,284 --> 00:30:33,037 Why'd you go down there, Frank? I'll take another, Kev. 475 00:30:33,245 --> 00:30:36,790 Sometimes a man just has to get away. 476 00:30:36,999 --> 00:30:41,712 -Be alone with his thoughts. -Hey. Jesus. 477 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,465 You woke up from a stupor, didn't know where you were? 478 00:30:44,673 --> 00:30:46,717 Knew exactly where I was. 479 00:30:46,925 --> 00:30:50,262 I had a business opportunity with our south-of-the-border brothers. 480 00:30:50,471 --> 00:30:52,765 - What did you do to your foot? - It fell off. 481 00:30:52,973 --> 00:30:56,310 It's the only prosthetic I could afford. What business opportunity? 482 00:30:56,518 --> 00:30:59,104 -I was hired to move some inventory. -Drug mule? 483 00:31:00,105 --> 00:31:02,941 Only the best the Mexicanos have ever seen. 484 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:04,985 Not something to be bragging about. 485 00:31:05,194 --> 00:31:07,279 -Which end did it go in? -Yo, Frank. 486 00:31:07,488 --> 00:31:10,741 Some chick's outside with a baby looking for you. 487 00:31:12,117 --> 00:31:13,452 -Oh, no. -Who is it, Frank? 488 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,580 I don't know. But does that sound like good news to you? 489 00:31:16,789 --> 00:31:18,082 I'm gonna slip out the back. 490 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:20,918 Sounds like you were slipping it out the back in Mexico, Frank. 491 00:31:27,883 --> 00:31:29,635 Shh. 492 00:31:29,968 --> 00:31:31,762 Daddy. 493 00:31:32,805 --> 00:31:35,349 Wait, you're the chick with the baby? 494 00:31:35,557 --> 00:31:38,018 Kev won't let me in after 6 p.m. anymore. 495 00:31:38,227 --> 00:31:40,187 What the hell's wrong with Liam? 496 00:31:40,396 --> 00:31:43,816 This isn't Liam, it's Hymie. He's Sheila's. 497 00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:45,901 Shut him up. 498 00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:48,237 Sheila has an Oriental baby? 499 00:31:48,445 --> 00:31:52,533 I have to finish my Civil War project, and he won't stop crying. 500 00:31:52,741 --> 00:31:54,618 You were always so good with Liam. 501 00:31:54,827 --> 00:31:57,579 Give him to me. 502 00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,832 Open his mouth. 503 00:32:00,749 --> 00:32:02,835 -What is that? -Valium. 504 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:05,921 Are you supposed to give Valium to a baby? 505 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:09,091 Oh, yeah. It always worked with you. 506 00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,723 Voila. 507 00:32:16,932 --> 00:32:18,392 Thanks, Daddy. 508 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,145 Hey, lend me 20 bucks, will you? 509 00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:25,190 -I only have 5. -That'll do it. 510 00:32:39,788 --> 00:32:41,331 Your friend likes to dance. 511 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,293 -The tequila likes to dance. -Hm. 512 00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:47,796 So you think you're gonna be able to pull this off tomorrow night? 513 00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:49,465 Hope so. 514 00:32:49,673 --> 00:32:51,049 I bet you will. 515 00:32:51,258 --> 00:32:53,302 Looks like you have some real talent. 516 00:32:54,052 --> 00:32:56,597 You're not talking about my club promoting skills. 517 00:32:56,805 --> 00:32:58,348 What makes you say that? 518 00:32:58,557 --> 00:33:00,058 Your hand on my knee. 519 00:33:00,267 --> 00:33:03,228 -Meant to put it up your skirt. -Oh. 520 00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:06,857 What are the chances of me getting ahold of your e-mail lists? 521 00:33:07,691 --> 00:33:09,151 Why would I give them to you? 522 00:33:09,359 --> 00:33:12,696 Hm. The satisfaction of knowing you're helping a good person. 523 00:33:12,905 --> 00:33:14,948 I can't come inside that. 524 00:33:16,241 --> 00:33:19,620 I could give you a cut of my bar, then. Ten percent? 525 00:33:19,828 --> 00:33:22,164 You know how long it took me to build up my lists? 526 00:33:22,372 --> 00:33:27,252 Think I'd risk it on you throwing some lame party for anything less than 50 percent? 527 00:33:27,878 --> 00:33:29,588 Well, that's an interesting offer. 528 00:33:29,796 --> 00:33:32,049 Let me discuss it with my partner. 529 00:33:36,136 --> 00:33:40,682 He wants 50 percent of the bar for his e-mail list. And he's a giant douche bag. 530 00:33:40,891 --> 00:33:42,184 No worries. 531 00:33:42,392 --> 00:33:45,896 I swiped his phone from his jacket as soon as I saw his hand on your knee. 532 00:33:46,104 --> 00:33:49,566 Has all his contacts. Gotta be entrepreneurial, right? 533 00:33:56,156 --> 00:33:57,950 Debbie? 534 00:34:02,663 --> 00:34:04,873 Nightie-night, Hymie. 535 00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:12,339 Oh, my goodness. 536 00:34:12,548 --> 00:34:14,758 How did you do it, Debbie? 537 00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:16,927 Daddy's good with babies. 538 00:34:17,511 --> 00:34:18,679 Frank? 539 00:34:37,155 --> 00:34:39,241 You just getting home? 540 00:34:40,409 --> 00:34:42,077 Oh, hey. Still awake? 541 00:34:42,286 --> 00:34:45,122 -Where have you been? -Uh... 542 00:34:45,414 --> 00:34:48,375 Emergency room. Slammed it in the door. 543 00:34:49,251 --> 00:34:51,712 -Yeah. -Well, you're in trouble. 544 00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:58,802 -You let Carl stay up late on a school night. -Oh. 545 00:34:59,011 --> 00:35:01,513 I think you need a spanking. 546 00:35:02,306 --> 00:35:04,349 Hm? 547 00:35:04,725 --> 00:35:06,977 I can't do it with your pants on, though. 548 00:35:07,477 --> 00:35:11,732 Then I should take them off. 549 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:15,986 You've been a very bad boy. 550 00:35:16,194 --> 00:35:18,905 I've been a bad, bad boy. Bad. 551 00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:25,412 This Purdue place looks cool. 552 00:35:27,873 --> 00:35:31,126 There's no way she's gonna make the money back for the property tax. 553 00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:34,296 Says they're one of the top engineering schools in the country. 554 00:35:34,504 --> 00:35:37,841 Now I'm gonna have to figure out a way to make up the thousand bucks. 555 00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:39,092 You listening to me? 556 00:35:39,301 --> 00:35:43,013 Yeah, you know, it's kind of hard with the porno going on across the hall. 557 00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:45,932 Is it wrong that it's kind of turning me on? 558 00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:48,435 Yeah, me too. 559 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,200 -Morning. -Hey. 560 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,577 Jimmy gonna come down to make us breakfast? 561 00:36:05,786 --> 00:36:08,455 -He's sleeping in. Eat your cereal. -Wore him out, huh? 562 00:36:08,664 --> 00:36:10,874 - You too. Eat your cereal. - I'm spoiled now. 563 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,376 Need an omelet. 564 00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:15,295 So how's the club night thing coming? 565 00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:16,963 Gonna be a big success. 566 00:36:17,172 --> 00:36:20,300 Make enough money to roll it into another one. Take out a loan. 567 00:36:20,509 --> 00:36:23,428 Really get things going. What's wrong, Debs? 568 00:36:23,637 --> 00:36:25,097 Got home late. 569 00:36:25,305 --> 00:36:27,099 Baby-sitting. 570 00:36:27,307 --> 00:36:31,228 So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American dream, huh? 571 00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:33,313 - Maybe it's my time, Lip. - Heh, heh. 572 00:36:33,522 --> 00:36:34,898 None of your business, Mandy. 573 00:36:35,107 --> 00:36:37,275 Doesn't work like that, sis. 574 00:36:37,484 --> 00:36:41,154 When you're poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it. 575 00:36:41,363 --> 00:36:43,198 Like Don King or Joe Kennedy. 576 00:36:43,407 --> 00:36:44,700 Daddy's home. 577 00:36:44,908 --> 00:36:46,284 - Brought friends. - Howdy. 578 00:36:46,493 --> 00:36:47,661 Just dump it. 579 00:36:48,912 --> 00:36:50,414 Hey, that's my bike. 580 00:36:50,622 --> 00:36:54,710 -Doesn't really work anymore. -Yeah, because you bent the rim, Frank. 581 00:36:54,918 --> 00:36:56,294 And where's the seat? 582 00:36:56,503 --> 00:37:01,174 That's why it hurt so much when I rode it. Come on, fellas, get some brekkie. 583 00:37:01,383 --> 00:37:02,759 Soak up the alcohol. 584 00:37:02,926 --> 00:37:05,095 - Do you have sourdough? - Hey! This is our food! 585 00:37:05,303 --> 00:37:09,599 Don't be rude. Is this about money, Fiona? 586 00:37:09,808 --> 00:37:13,228 Because I am happy to pay my share. 587 00:37:13,437 --> 00:37:16,815 That's all you ever want from me anymore anyway. 588 00:37:17,023 --> 00:37:20,235 There. You happy? Huh? 589 00:37:21,236 --> 00:37:24,156 That's about $300 worth. 590 00:37:24,364 --> 00:37:27,826 Come on, lads. Let's go upstairs, take a disco nap... 591 00:37:28,034 --> 00:37:30,787 -...till the Alibi's open again. -No! No. 592 00:37:30,996 --> 00:37:33,290 -Lip, don't. -This is my home. 593 00:37:33,498 --> 00:37:36,376 You have no right to keep me out of it. 594 00:37:36,585 --> 00:37:38,503 I am an important part of this family. 595 00:37:38,712 --> 00:37:42,007 No, you're not. You don't live here anymore. 596 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,098 Fine, if that's the way you want it, I'll leave. 597 00:37:51,308 --> 00:37:54,728 Phil, Chester, I'm sorry. 598 00:37:54,936 --> 00:37:58,231 My family doesn't want me here anymore. 599 00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,151 Charge! Fellas! 600 00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,819 - Shit. - Ha, ha, ha. 601 00:38:03,028 --> 00:38:05,947 -Jackass. -That's it, let's go. Go! 602 00:38:06,156 --> 00:38:07,407 Stop it, guys! Stop! 603 00:38:08,825 --> 00:38:11,745 Just pick a bed, fellas. Just pick a bed. 604 00:38:11,953 --> 00:38:14,372 Oh, my God. 605 00:38:16,416 --> 00:38:18,585 What the hell are you doing? Come on! 606 00:38:18,794 --> 00:38:20,170 Come on. Get up right now. 607 00:38:20,378 --> 00:38:21,630 You cannot... 608 00:38:21,838 --> 00:38:23,632 Get up! You are not sleeping here. 609 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,343 - No. Stop. - Get up! 610 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:28,887 - No, I... - He didn't do anything. 611 00:38:29,095 --> 00:38:31,348 You are not going... Ah! 612 00:38:31,556 --> 00:38:33,934 What's the matter with you? 613 00:38:38,772 --> 00:38:40,941 Well, that was a piece of shit anyway. 614 00:38:44,694 --> 00:38:45,737 Frank! 615 00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:51,993 Debs. 616 00:38:52,202 --> 00:38:54,663 - No. - Frank, get the fuck out! Come on! 617 00:38:55,872 --> 00:38:59,376 Come on. Get up right now. You cannot do this. Get up. 618 00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:02,170 - Get out! - Jesus! 619 00:39:06,967 --> 00:39:09,803 - How could you do this to me? - What are you doing? Stop! 620 00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:13,390 - You get out of my house. - Stop her. Will you stop? 621 00:39:13,598 --> 00:39:17,060 - I hate you! - God almighty, help me. Jesus. Stop. 622 00:39:17,269 --> 00:39:19,437 Get out! 623 00:39:19,646 --> 00:39:20,689 Debs. 624 00:39:20,939 --> 00:39:22,274 Get him out. 625 00:39:22,899 --> 00:39:25,569 Debs! Debs! 626 00:39:33,034 --> 00:39:36,371 I hate you! Don't touch me! 627 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,836 Get out! 628 00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:48,675 After everything I have done for you, this is the thanks I get. 629 00:39:48,884 --> 00:39:51,970 -Where should we put him? -Where he belongs. Open it up, Carl. 630 00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:56,141 - Got it. - Whatever you... Jesus. Whoa! 631 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,771 Not funny. Not funny at all. 632 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:05,650 Gonna need you to clean the blood splatter on the walls. Marks on the floors. 633 00:40:05,859 --> 00:40:08,278 Patch up the bullet holes. Should get you started. 634 00:40:08,486 --> 00:40:10,739 -Supplies are inside. -Shit. 635 00:40:10,947 --> 00:40:11,990 You okay, buddy? 636 00:40:12,198 --> 00:40:15,118 I'm trying all morning to get tickets to the Wilco concert. 637 00:40:15,327 --> 00:40:16,620 -I can't get through. -Wilco? 638 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,456 Aren't they for dads with receding hairlines and shit? 639 00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:22,375 Come on, Wilco is a beacon of anti-commercialism. 640 00:40:22,584 --> 00:40:25,420 Because no one wants to buy their music. Gotta give it away. 641 00:40:25,629 --> 00:40:26,796 Shit. 642 00:40:27,005 --> 00:40:31,134 All right. Here you go. It's 50 bucks a head. That's $400. 643 00:40:31,343 --> 00:40:34,471 Any chance I could get an advance on the next couple of days? 644 00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:36,890 Slow your roll, kid. I haven't seen what they could do yet. 645 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:40,185 - Yeah? - This man stole our jobs. 646 00:40:40,393 --> 00:40:42,812 No, no, I didn't steal them. I just underbid you. 647 00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,858 But we are illegal immigrants. How can you underbid us? 648 00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:49,152 -Ghetto white's the new brown. -The what? 649 00:40:49,361 --> 00:40:51,237 The new brown. 650 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:53,782 This is unfair. 651 00:40:53,990 --> 00:40:56,952 Just living the American dream, amigo. 652 00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:02,749 Let's keep eight cases of that beer up front and put the rest in the back refrigerator. 653 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:05,085 - Hello? - People showing up already? 654 00:41:08,797 --> 00:41:10,215 Can I help you? 655 00:41:10,423 --> 00:41:12,759 Alderman Edward Gretsky, 15th ward. 656 00:41:13,510 --> 00:41:16,137 -Okay. -Throwing a party, I see. 657 00:41:16,805 --> 00:41:18,056 Something like that. 658 00:41:18,264 --> 00:41:19,599 Just a friendly visit. 659 00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:22,185 Make sure you filled out all your applications. 660 00:41:22,394 --> 00:41:23,895 -Applications? -Business license. 661 00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:25,981 Liquor license. Umbrella insurance. 662 00:41:26,189 --> 00:41:29,025 -I'm sure Meg handled everything you need. -She did. 663 00:41:29,234 --> 00:41:30,986 For her business. 664 00:41:31,611 --> 00:41:34,114 -What? -You're running the show now, right? 665 00:41:34,322 --> 00:41:35,740 Well, just for tonight. 666 00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:39,953 Then just for tonight I'll make an exception on the applications. 667 00:41:40,161 --> 00:41:41,871 For a small filing fee. 668 00:41:42,539 --> 00:41:43,665 A filing fee? 669 00:41:43,873 --> 00:41:46,251 Let's say a thousand dollars. 670 00:41:46,459 --> 00:41:50,755 Wouldn't want any pesky policemen or firemen showing up, now would we? 671 00:41:53,008 --> 00:41:57,554 I'll come back later to collect. Let's say 2 a.m. 672 00:42:02,934 --> 00:42:05,228 -How is the pinkie? -It's doing okay. 673 00:42:05,437 --> 00:42:09,607 So listen, my girlfriend's having a party tonight. It's important that I go. 674 00:42:09,816 --> 00:42:11,776 Is there going to be alcohol there? 675 00:42:11,985 --> 00:42:14,821 -It's a party. Kind of how these things work. -Drugs? 676 00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:17,949 -Maybe. -Bad things may happen. 677 00:42:18,158 --> 00:42:20,702 -Or not. -I go with you just to make sure. 678 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:22,078 See, that's the thing. 679 00:42:22,287 --> 00:42:24,372 You can't. I'll have to explain who you are. 680 00:42:24,581 --> 00:42:27,959 How I know you. That my life's in danger. That won't go over very well. 681 00:42:28,168 --> 00:42:30,295 Then you stay home. 682 00:42:41,556 --> 00:42:43,391 -Hey, Sanchez. -Oh, hell. 683 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,810 -Time to pay up. -They let you out? 684 00:42:46,019 --> 00:42:48,646 -Good behavior. -I thought I had four more months. 685 00:42:48,855 --> 00:42:53,568 - Think again. - Hey, yo, campus security is coming. 686 00:42:53,777 --> 00:42:55,278 What the hell you doing? 687 00:42:55,487 --> 00:42:57,739 Didn't want you to get busted. 688 00:42:57,947 --> 00:42:59,699 I can look after myself. Thank you. 689 00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:02,827 Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? 690 00:43:04,537 --> 00:43:06,915 Just got out of juvie, remember? 691 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,503 -What the fuck are you looking at? -Nothing. 692 00:43:20,845 --> 00:43:23,973 -You look great. -Thanks, Debs. 693 00:43:25,642 --> 00:43:28,561 You okay with what happened this morning? Frank? 694 00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:33,942 Jimmy's in the bathroom puking. 695 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:47,455 -What's going on? -Something I ate. It's not sitting well. 696 00:43:48,748 --> 00:43:50,125 You need anything? 697 00:43:53,294 --> 00:43:56,965 No. I'm just bummed I can't make it tonight. I mean, I really wanted to go. 698 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,011 If you feel better later, come on over, okay? 699 00:44:09,394 --> 00:44:11,479 Go away, we're not buying. 700 00:44:13,356 --> 00:44:15,400 Jeez. 701 00:44:16,401 --> 00:44:19,154 I know, you want me to find Jesus. I found him, thanks. 702 00:44:19,362 --> 00:44:24,409 I'm looking for Kev. Kevin Ball. I'm his wife. 703 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:34,878 Tommy! 704 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,630 Hey, you still got that garage? 705 00:44:37,839 --> 00:44:39,549 Yeah, kind of comes with the house. 706 00:44:39,757 --> 00:44:42,635 Great. What's say you let me sleep there? 707 00:44:42,844 --> 00:44:44,971 -What's say I don't. -Why the hell not? 708 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:48,725 Because the last time you stayed at my place, you shit in my kitchen sink. 709 00:44:49,267 --> 00:44:53,521 The layout of your home is very confusing. 710 00:44:53,730 --> 00:44:54,939 No, Frank. 711 00:44:55,148 --> 00:44:56,900 No means no. 712 00:44:57,901 --> 00:45:01,905 Fuck you, Tommy. Fuck you means fuck you. 713 00:45:02,113 --> 00:45:03,406 Kermit. 714 00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:05,533 My best friend. 715 00:45:05,742 --> 00:45:07,452 You can't stay with me, Frank. 716 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,413 What if I suck your dick? 717 00:45:10,622 --> 00:45:13,458 - Frank. - What if you immigrate to Mexico, Frank? 718 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:15,418 Reverse the prevailing tide. 719 00:45:15,627 --> 00:45:19,088 Why are you even here? Should be collecting disability. 720 00:45:19,297 --> 00:45:21,507 Because I didn't injure my foot at work. 721 00:45:21,715 --> 00:45:26,054 Hey, let me crash at your place. I'll tell the insurance company that you did. 722 00:45:26,262 --> 00:45:28,181 Why can't you stay at your place, Frank? 723 00:45:28,389 --> 00:45:31,643 Ungrateful little shits. That's why. 724 00:45:32,518 --> 00:45:37,941 Things I do for them. Blood, sweat, tears. This is not how family treats each other. 725 00:45:39,776 --> 00:45:43,446 Yeah? Hang on. It's for you. V. 726 00:45:44,405 --> 00:45:47,116 Hey, baby, what's going on? 727 00:45:48,243 --> 00:45:52,538 What? No, yeah, okay. Okay. I'll be right there. 728 00:45:52,746 --> 00:45:54,748 Watch the bar. 729 00:45:57,585 --> 00:46:00,463 Little red-headed bitch is the worst of them. 730 00:46:00,672 --> 00:46:07,428 Expect it from the others, but not from... From... Her. Debbie. 731 00:46:08,846 --> 00:46:10,473 Orphan Annie turned on me. 732 00:46:10,682 --> 00:46:13,977 That's how I got all these bruises. She hit me. 733 00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:15,728 With a bat. 734 00:46:15,937 --> 00:46:18,648 But I can't touch her. No. 735 00:46:18,856 --> 00:46:22,694 That is child abuse. I get reported. 736 00:46:31,744 --> 00:46:37,625 Operator, can you connect me with Child Welfare Services? 737 00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:44,299 Yes, hello. I would like to report a negligent situation. 738 00:46:44,507 --> 00:46:46,968 2119 North Wallace. 739 00:46:47,176 --> 00:46:49,137 Gallagher. 740 00:46:49,846 --> 00:46:53,224 Six kids living in squalor. 741 00:46:53,433 --> 00:46:55,101 No parental supervision. 742 00:46:55,310 --> 00:46:57,937 When the father is there, he's drunk. 743 00:46:58,146 --> 00:46:59,731 He hits them. 744 00:47:00,356 --> 00:47:04,861 Not that they don't deserve it. They're all criminals. 745 00:47:05,069 --> 00:47:07,447 Delinquents. Viol... What? 746 00:47:08,698 --> 00:47:12,285 No, if it's all right, I would like to remain anonymous. 747 00:47:13,870 --> 00:47:18,791 No, thank you. And God bless you. 748 00:47:25,089 --> 00:47:26,883 That is an all-time low. 749 00:47:29,135 --> 00:47:31,137 Even for you, Frank. 750 00:47:48,363 --> 00:47:49,739 Yeah! 751 00:47:58,081 --> 00:48:03,419 Hey, V, where are you? This place is insane. We did it! 752 00:48:13,596 --> 00:48:15,973 This the club where Wilco's gonna play a concert? 753 00:48:16,182 --> 00:48:18,976 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 20 bucks self-park, 30 valet. 754 00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:20,894 -I'll park it myself. -Cool. 755 00:48:21,104 --> 00:48:22,896 Just pull over right down there. 756 00:48:23,106 --> 00:48:27,819 That lovely lady will show you to your spot. Cool. Have fun. 757 00:48:31,030 --> 00:48:32,615 - Yo. - Hey, Lip. 758 00:48:32,824 --> 00:48:33,950 - How you doing? - Good. 759 00:48:34,158 --> 00:48:38,287 Got your text about the impromptu Wilco concert. Tweeted everyone I know. 760 00:48:38,496 --> 00:48:40,456 Thought you might. Hop out. I'll have someone park your car. 761 00:48:40,665 --> 00:48:42,792 -Thanks. -Cool. 762 00:48:57,849 --> 00:48:59,350 How long we doing this for? 763 00:48:59,559 --> 00:49:01,436 Figure we park about 30 more cars. 764 00:49:01,644 --> 00:49:03,729 Make enough money to cover the property tax. 765 00:49:03,937 --> 00:49:08,151 At which time people will start to realize Wilco's not playing at Fiona's club. 766 00:49:08,359 --> 00:49:10,236 Then we bolt. 767 00:49:22,165 --> 00:49:26,002 -Out. -Where am I supposed to go? 768 00:49:36,095 --> 00:49:38,014 Just shake him. 769 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:41,809 -You're not supposed to shake a baby. -Maybe it'll make him stop crying. 770 00:49:42,018 --> 00:49:44,061 Yeah, because his brains will get scrambled. 771 00:49:44,270 --> 00:49:45,855 -They already are! -Sheila! 772 00:49:46,063 --> 00:49:49,108 I'm just saying, maybe it'll scramble them back together. 773 00:49:49,692 --> 00:49:52,111 Howdy, folks. Need help with that baby? 774 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,113 - Frank? - How'd you get in my house? 775 00:49:54,322 --> 00:49:57,742 I still have a key. I got a proposition for you, Sheils. 776 00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,952 -What? No. -Frank, you have to leave. 777 00:50:00,161 --> 00:50:02,955 No, let me stay, and I'll be your wet nurse. 778 00:50:03,164 --> 00:50:05,249 I don't mean your wet nurse. That involves breast feeding. 779 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:06,959 But your nurse. Your baby nurse. 780 00:50:07,168 --> 00:50:10,630 Room and board, you'll get eight hours of sleep. I can promise you that. 781 00:50:10,838 --> 00:50:13,132 Debbie did say he was good with babies. 782 00:50:13,341 --> 00:50:15,885 There, you see? My reputation precedes me. 783 00:50:16,093 --> 00:50:20,848 Just give me five minutes. Hell, give me 30 seconds. 784 00:50:21,057 --> 00:50:25,561 If I can't put this little tyke to sleep, I'll leave. Pronto. 785 00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:27,980 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 786 00:50:29,607 --> 00:50:31,317 I got you. 787 00:50:31,526 --> 00:50:35,613 Raised eight kids myself. I know what I'm doing. 788 00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:37,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 789 00:50:37,949 --> 00:50:39,032 Here you go. 790 00:50:39,659 --> 00:50:40,952 Mm-hm. 791 00:50:50,419 --> 00:50:51,462 Huh. 792 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,925 How did you do that, Frank? 793 00:50:57,510 --> 00:51:00,388 I think I'll take a shower before bed. 794 00:51:08,145 --> 00:51:10,690 Seventy-five, 76, 78. 795 00:51:10,898 --> 00:51:13,859 Okay, just over 10 grand. 796 00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:16,320 -That's not bad. -So 15 percent for you. 797 00:51:16,529 --> 00:51:17,822 I thought we agreed on 20. 798 00:51:18,739 --> 00:51:19,949 Right. 799 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,827 -Two thousand dollars. -Thank you. 800 00:51:23,035 --> 00:51:24,620 Take mine any time you're ready. 801 00:51:26,831 --> 00:51:30,126 Look forward to doing business with you in the future. 802 00:51:32,503 --> 00:51:34,380 This is to cover my booze. 803 00:51:36,257 --> 00:51:38,217 And that leaves me with two grand. 804 00:51:38,426 --> 00:51:40,344 Didn't forget about us, did you? 805 00:51:43,096 --> 00:51:44,932 Course not. 806 00:51:46,225 --> 00:51:47,310 Thanks, Fiona. 807 00:51:54,275 --> 00:51:58,988 Six, seven, eight. Nine hundred dollars? 808 00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:02,241 -That's all I have left? -That's not bad for your first gig. 809 00:52:02,992 --> 00:52:04,869 But that doesn't even cover my deposit. 810 00:52:05,077 --> 00:52:07,204 I lost a hundred dollars doing this night. 811 00:52:07,413 --> 00:52:11,334 Surprised you didn't lose more. It took me eight gigs before I saw a profit. 812 00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:13,836 You gotta pay your dues. 813 00:52:31,187 --> 00:52:33,272 Hey, what's going on? 814 00:52:33,481 --> 00:52:35,274 Can I sleep here tonight? 815 00:52:35,483 --> 00:52:36,984 Sure. 816 00:52:49,747 --> 00:52:50,790 How'd you do? 817 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,211 It's gonna take a while till I start making money. 818 00:52:56,462 --> 00:52:57,838 Here. 819 00:52:58,047 --> 00:53:02,093 -Almost all of it. I'll get the rest. I promise. -No, keep it. 820 00:53:02,301 --> 00:53:04,303 -What? -If you're gonna gamble our money... 821 00:53:04,512 --> 00:53:06,472 -...you should hold on to it, right? -Heh. 822 00:53:06,681 --> 00:53:08,683 I was trying to better our situation, Lip. 823 00:53:08,891 --> 00:53:13,020 Well, congratulations. You risked everything and you didn't even break even. 824 00:53:13,646 --> 00:53:15,940 It was my first time doing this. 825 00:53:16,148 --> 00:53:19,777 That's not the point. You made a decision without consulting the rest of us. 826 00:53:19,985 --> 00:53:24,448 -I'm in charge of this family. -Really? No, sorry, that's news to me. 827 00:53:25,658 --> 00:53:30,663 See, Fiona, if we're gonna be every man for himself, this family is going under fast. 828 00:53:30,871 --> 00:53:33,999 Here. Just take the money, okay? Pay the property tax. 829 00:53:34,207 --> 00:53:36,085 I'll get the rest tomorrow somehow. 830 00:53:37,253 --> 00:53:38,546 No, I don't need it. 831 00:53:39,130 --> 00:53:42,091 -What? -I took care of the situation myself. 832 00:53:43,759 --> 00:53:44,927 How? 833 00:53:45,136 --> 00:53:48,556 Told a bunch of North Side kids that Wilco was playing at your party. 834 00:53:49,682 --> 00:53:55,896 It's like I said, the only way to make money when you're poor is to steal it or scam it. 835 00:53:56,105 --> 00:54:00,359 But let me know if the rules are changing and you're gonna pull this shit again. 836 00:54:00,568 --> 00:54:03,654 Maybe I'll have to take over the family money, huh? 837 00:54:31,474 --> 00:54:33,768 Are we sure about this? 838 00:54:33,976 --> 00:54:36,729 He raised six great kids. 839 00:54:36,937 --> 00:54:40,858 Look at him. He's like the baby whisperer.